March 2011
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Lady-boy Singer
Mum: The lady sings well
Me: Ma that's a man.
Mum: What?! She got bust ok!
Dad: He just finished construction, so now he is a woman
Mum: .............
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I want to live in Japan
angeline: japan so advance
angeline: after earthquake.. got speaker annoucing on the earthquake
angeline: played all over
Satkuru: yes
Satkuru: i wanna live in japan
angeline: or maybe it's like a warning saying TSUNAMI COMING... TSUNAMI COMING
angeline: siaooo
angeline: mai
angeline: potongstim
p/s: i hope all my friends who are currently in Japan are safe
December 2010
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Guard: excuse me
Me: yes?
Guard: how do you exit this building?
Me: *looks around for anyone who is trying to prank*
Guard: excuse me how do you exit?
Me: first day is it?
Guard: ya
Me: turn left, walk all the way straight and turn right at that corridor.
Guard: thanks
November 2010
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iPad prices and where to get them
iPad details:
How Much?
Wifi only: 16Gb - RM1549 , 32Gb - RM1849, 64Gb - RM2149.
Wifi + 3G: 16Gb - RM1999 , 32Gb - RM2299 , 64Gb - RM2599.
Where to get them?
You can get them at:
Machines: facebook / twitter
Switch: facebook / twitter
… to name a few. Sales of the iPad starts on the 30th of Nov :)
P/S: Maxis only offers the data plans and doesn’t sell iPad. So go to the Apple...
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Hahaha the way he made fun of ppl on chatroulette!... →
His cat posters were hilarious and now he visits chatroulette LOL
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Are you the mayor of Old Town? #4sq
Random Girl: Hey are you Satkuru? Mayor of Old Town?
Me: O.O! Ermmm yeah?
Random Girl: Just wanted to say Hi
Me: Ohhh hello.
Manager: Wah, Foursquare so powerful?
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October 2010
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May 2010
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Help me make baby
JBF: Eh can you help me please?
Me: I'll see what I can do, what is it?
JBF: Help me make baby
Me: -.-! .......
JBF: Sorry, I mean help me make the baby song into a ringtone.
Me: -.-! Ok no problem
*JBF= Justin Bieber Fan
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Daughters' 1st Night Experience
Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable ” leng chais” (handsome guys ). They got...
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April 2010
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“With no power comes no responsibility”
– Kick-Ass
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iPhone VS The rest of the world
Braindead: Eh tell me, why are you using iPhone? Big Apple fanboy lar you, got iPod then now get this phone. Can't even play flash! Android rocks la! Hahaha!
Me: Ooo nexus one looks nice.
Braindead: Just received it, friend sent it from Singapore. Bought it straight from Google! And it plays ...
Me: ... Flash. Yeah I know. I got my phone for free you see. If I was given an Android I would gladly use it. Too bad you had to fork out and then go around barking up the wrong tree.
Braindead: Eh hehehe playing only la dude. Why lar so pissed?
Me: Go fly kites ler you!
Really hate the stupid comparison going on about phones. Not like it's gonna change anything, if not everyone would be driving the same bloody car, having the same watch, having the same food. You get the drill.
You get phones that are in your budget and appears to work well for you.
If you have long fingernails then get phones with physical keyboard like Blackberry.
It you want to play around win tonnes of apps then go for iPhone *though that could change in the near future*
If you like to Flash, I mean if you need to flash, I mean if you rely on flash then get the Android, Nokia, etc.
I love my iPhone and I love what Google is doing with Android but the current models aren't appealing, at least to me.
So Braindead, please go round flashing like all I care. TQ
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“The day you are born, you have already started dying. It’s a matter of how...”