What The Fish?!

Lady-boy Singer

  • Mum: The lady sings well
  • Me: Ma that's a man.
  • Mum: What?! She got bust ok!
  • Dad: He just finished construction, so now he is a woman
  • Mum: .............

I want to live in Japan

  • angeline: japan so advance
  • angeline: after earthquake.. got speaker annoucing on the earthquake
  • angeline: played all over
  • Satkuru: yes
  • Satkuru: i wanna live in japan
  • angeline: or maybe it's like a warning saying TSUNAMI COMING... TSUNAMI COMING
  • angeline: siaooo
  • angeline: mai
  • angeline: potongstim
  • p/s: i hope all my friends who are currently in Japan are safe

  • Guard: excuse me
  • Me: yes?
  • Guard: how do you exit this building?
  • Me:  *looks around for anyone who is trying to prank*
  • Guard: excuse me how do you exit?
  • Me: first day is it?
  • Guard: ya
  • Me: turn left, walk all the way straight and turn right at that corridor.
  • Guard: thanks

iPad prices and where to get them

iPad details:

How Much?

Wifi only: 16Gb - RM1549 , 32Gb - RM1849, 64Gb - RM2149.

Wifi + 3G: 16Gb - RM1999 , 32Gb - RM2299 , 64Gb - RM2599.

Where to get them?

 

You can get them at:

Machines: facebook / twitter

Switch: facebook / twitter

… to name a few. Sales of the iPad starts on the 30th of Nov :)

P/S: Maxis only offers the data plans and doesn’t sell iPad. So go to the Apple Stores instead :)



Gave my father an iPod touch and he hates auto correct. He tried typing Aunt Ooi but this appeared. Nevertheless he is now actively messaging me and my siblings through whatsapp. P/S: he disabled auto correct lol


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